PETITION TO OUTLAW HOMESTUCK AND ARREST ALL OF ITS FANS
The Homestucks have destroyed our homes, burned our crops, and poisoned the minds of our young for too long! It’s time to end the madness!
New drinking game: Take a shot for every Homestuck who reblogs this.
oop you’re drunk
I think you mean dead
BREAKING NEWS: A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS WITH GRAY SKIN HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED DUE TO ALCOHOL POISONING