pinklavenderdoll:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

Permission to say something sexy? Perhaps horny?

Glasses that don’t get dirty 🥵 or dishes that never need to be washed 🥵🥵🥵sorry you have to see me like this..

monkeysaysficus:

timberwool:

softpastelqueer:

softpastelqueer:

Jean Grey the second she sees Ice Man

Y’all thought I was joking but this is canon btw

She outed him via telepathy

What the actual fuck, Jean?!

Jean walking onto the school grounds

iapislazuli:

hellsitegenetics:

iapislazuli:

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

String identified:
     g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4
Common name: Radish

Did you hear that buddy?

You’re a radish.

crying-over-really-dumb-things:

o-ceti:

o-ceti:

o-ceti:

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

beam-of-sunlightbb:

“No one came to Google to work on offensive military technology” 

- Vidana Abdel Khalek wrote in her mail resigning from Google on March 25 addressing to company leaders, including CEO Sundar Pichai, announcing her decision to quit in protest over Project Nimbus.

Exclusive: Google Workers Revolt Over $1.2 Billion Israel Contract

Two Google workers have resigned and another was fired over a project providing AI and cloud services to the Israeli government and military

TIME

fourkz:

thegryffe:

Never thought I’d ever describe a video as “sisyphean” but here we are

soratayuya:

beewulf:

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

If you kill something it had better be dead

true-drew:

softpastelqueer:

crabs-official:

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

Originally posted by sloth-incarnate

doubleipa: